kWhen it comes to by-the-book quality blogging, I’m striking out today.  I haven’t posted for several days (strike one), I’m combining three very different things into one post (strike two) and at least one of those three topics has very little to do with this blog’s core purpose (steeeeeeee-rike three).

Then again, maybe someone will find it interesting…

Creative Copy Challenge

Twice a week, Shane Arthur, Sean Platt and David Wright (not the Mets third baseman, though), slap up a blog post with ten randomly selected words.  “In the comment section, you create and submit a cohesive, creative short story tying all the words together.”

I’ve been enjoying the Creative Copy Challenge since I first read about it at Anne (I remembered the “e” on the end this time) Wayman’s blog.  The Challenge is now on its 17th installment, and it’s a great way to get your brain and fingers working in the morning.  For those of us who don’t have a great deal of fiction time built in to our schedules, it’s fantastic.

South African Rappers and a Business Lesson

Enter the Ninja,” a rap tune from Die Antwoord (Afrikaans for “The Answer”) is a fascinating Internet meme.  Even if you’re not a hip-hop aficionado, it’s hard to stop watching the video which combines DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince sensibilities with a weirdly sung earworm hook from Yo-landi Vi$$er, a trying-but-failing-to-be-menacing rapper and a kid with progeria standing in as a DJ.  It’s beyond weird and it’s lava hot right now.

It’s also more of an intentional performance art thing than it is an authentic bit of “zef.”  If you dig a little bit about those involved, you’ll start to figure that out.  I’m guessing that lack of “real” will eventually snuff the meme, but right now you’d think that these Cape Towners would be piling up the cash.  They’re not.

They haven’t really capitalized on this viral burst and if they want to do so, they’re now racing against the clock.  These things only last so long.   The takeaways from this whole thing is to remember that (a) popularity and income aren’t always related and (b) one should be prepared to capitalize quickly when opportunities present themselves.

Of course, it’s quite possible that Die Antwoord doesn’t really give a rat’s ass about turning a buck.  Nonetheless, it’s amazing how millions of eyeballs are “going to waste” from a more mercenary marketing perspective.  In the meantime, I added Yo-landi Vi$$er as a Facebook friend.

Don’t watch if you’re F-word aversive:

Inglourious Basterdizations

The Oscars are coming and there are a few people out there who seem to think Inglourious Basterds has a shot at taking Best Picture honors, Lawrence O’Donnell included.

Personally, I liked the movie.  I thought it was a surprisingly sly feature that was working on multiple levels simultaneously.  I also appreciate the sheer audacity and effort put forth by Tarantino.  No matter how you feel about him, I think you must appreciate the fact that, unlike so many others, he tries to do something bigger/different/whatever.

A few weeks ago, I had an interesting conversation with a friend about how the movie manages to play on some pretty ugly Jewish stereotypes while simultaneously serving as a Holocaust revenge tale.  That’s just one of the thousands of points to ponder, aside from Tarantino’s foot fetish and love for genre mash-ups.

Is the movie a straight up revenge flick or is it trying to make us uncomfortable with our willingness to embrace violence that serves our own ends?  A full-throated justification for the War on Terror or a blistering indict?  Is the re-writing of history just a crazy, gutsy attention-seeking ploy or is it really a nose-thumbing to Reifenstahl’s Tiefland 50/60 years after the fact?  Was Brad Pitt’s strangely comic Aldo the Apache an intentionally bad performance or a masterwork?

If you want to think about Ingloroious Basterds, there’s a lot to keep you busy.

However, I also think that much of the thought provocation is accidental.

I wonder how much that matters.  I’m not just talking about Basterds, either.  It’s just a convenient excuse to look at the bigger issue of how we interact and interpret the value of any art form.  Do we give credit for spurring discussion and thinking even when it may not have been the intention of the artifact’s creator to do so?  What if the auteur did intend to create a kerfuffle, but didn’t necessarily produce more than a moving Rorschach blot?  Is there a responsibility to provoke for a reason, or is flipping the apple cart and end of its own?  If it is, does a good flip deserve our highest accolades?

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boy-ice-creamI am fairly sick, extremely tired and even grumpier than usual.  This weekend was a struggle and the first part of this week has been rough, too.

As such, I’ve decided to write a rant instead of a post.  Some of it is at least tangentially related to writing and/or doing business online.  Most of it is not.

SEVEN  THINGS THAT HAVE PISSED ME OFF:  JANUARY 29 – FEBRUARY 2

(in no particular order)

Coughing.  Coughing.  Coughing.

CPA Scammers.  I found a series of ads offering people a buck or two to sign up for dating site trials through a clever set of redirect links.  They’re paying people with no real interest in the sites a buck so they can grab >$1 in payments from the CPA program.  It’s not just dating sites, either.  I’ve seen it with insurance and other other offers.  Aside from the obvious ethical issues and potential legal violations, these dumbasses are blindly swinging their “I’m gonna make a fast buck without conscience” machetes at the heads of golden geese.  Either the CPA networks are gonna wise up and give the thieves an ass-whoopin’ or the viability of the marketing method will head south fast.

Winter.  Maybe I wouldn’t be coughing so much if indoor air wasn’t at 0% humidity due to constant furnace use and outdoor air didn’t create ice crystals in my lungs with every inhalation.

Kansas’ Reaction to Meth.  In an effort to curb the production of meth, the State of Kansas forced me to stand in line at my overrun local pharmacy for thirty minutes with an assortment of wheezing, snotty, sneezing human petri dishes filled with potentially deadly viruses and bacteria, in order to buy $3.65 worth of real Sudafed.  The pharmacy needs to check one’s ID and then have the buyer sign a book in order to get Sudafed.  That’s supposed to keep us all safe from the meth chefs who would otherwise stock their cook site pantries with pseudoephedrine-containing former-OTCs.  This is the kind of thing that makes me want to start Breaking Bad out of spite.

Facebook Fury.  You run into someone you’d like to “friend” because you haven’t seen them since you sat next to them in study hall during the Reagan administration only to find out that they somehow spend several hours per day playing annoying Facebook farming/mafia/gambling games that you didn’t even know existed and that you’re now obliged to block.

Forum Profile Link Spammers.  Yes, fans of Paul and Angela’s link packages, I’m talking to you.  Securing marginally valuable backlinks by creating a slew of Web 2.0 site profiles may be easy and it may even allow your third party-hosted article to “dominate” a longtail keyword, but it’s making life miserable for the people running some of these sites.  I don’t care if someone wants to “game” Google’s algo, but I do mind when their games start to interfere with my ability to function online conveniently.  When I tried to set a profile at one such site recently (an region-specific precision niche site, by the way), I was slapped down.  I explained myself, had the problem fixed and was then slapped down again.  I actually wanted to participate and to learn from the community as part of research on a project.  That’s become exceedingly difficult because this site and others like it are constantly bombarded by people who are creating semi-faux profiles for the sake of a link.  Here’s an idea:  Do something worthwhile.  You’ll be surprised how many people voluntarily link to it–and how much more valuable those links will be than those little profile dumps.

My Eyes.  I’ve been suffering from computer vision syndrome and/or just plain eyestrain a lot lately.  I obviously need a new Rx for mis ojos.  Bifocals and/or special computer glasses are probably in my presbyopic future.

That is all.

So, what’s been aggravating you lately?

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